a note about my full life

In all seriousness, I'm trying this schedule thing with the hopes of working the kinks out of many areas of my life. I promise to try this new routine I've drawn up for ONE WEEK. I'm not promising any more than that. I may do this for weeks. I may do it for months. I'm only going to post the details the first week to give you an idea of how important and irreplaceable I am. Please be advised the sarcasm is heavy in that last statement.